the speech

ehem... this is the track speech.

ladies and gentlemen... welcome to track season... home of 'track'. there are many events in track and field... as you well know... indoor has smaller lengths of events like the 55 , 300, 600, 800, 1000, and so on... in outdoor it's 100, 200, 400, 800 and up... quite frankly, i think the 55 and the 100 are the same, as goes for 300 to 200 and 600 to 400... then it's all equal i believe. any rising track star should be able to easily run the 100... its very simple... it's like... riding a bike... you can't forget it, and the first time you hop on, you never hop off... get it? so basically, once you run a 100, all you can do is get better and perfect... perfect the skill of moving swiftly for the 'best results' ... just please don't hang your tougue out of ur mouth when you run, it's disgusting. ... well... yea...
running a 200... it's like you gotta have the right skill with your arms... its really not that hard but like... moving them back and forth... not swinging them across your body will get you to ur final destination faster
according to desination runs, personally girls run to peru... its great down there :) ::Sticks tongue out:: guys... i'd go to brazil... :-P
anyway 400's ... umm... it gets a little tricky.. i mean sprinting wise it's a good idea to sprint... but i mean... its aight to like... get aight at this... but normally most ppl would rather run the 8, cuz seriously... runnign the 4 is just... uhhh.... not clean... it makes you wanna gag when ur done...
the 800- is the best race EVER!!! let me tell you.. its my event these days.. besids jumping... and like... its awesome... 4 laps in indoor... 2 in outdoor... and like... the glory of that race... it's unforgettable no matter how many times you 'run' it.. its like... i love it... its like.. OMG!!!!!!! wooooooooo!!!! hehe... so like...
the 1600!! double the 8 ooooooooooh riiiiiiiiite!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha... the 1600 is at a slower pace then the 800 making it alot of well.. funn... i guess... you could say...
then you come to the 3200... and its like WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ... that awesome... now i can't even begin to explain to you... how awesome it's like i just can't even explain
so then you get to hurdles... and im not trying to say it's dirty but... lol.. jumpign over a hurdle... well now... what are the hurdles?? hahaha
field events... well throwing is simple tossing of ...balls see
jumping... now a hop skip and a jump... or a push off and jump... RUN THROUGH THE MAT... land in the sand... oh man... see it sounds great!!!
or you could jump onto the mat... over the bar
pole vault... well idk... lol
so then you come to weather conditions... in the snow... it keeps you warm... runnning in the rain is like ... taking a shower... and like hot days... they suck... but cold days.. ur always warm!!! hahahaha
batons.. when you run relay's... yelling stick is awesomel.... or random things... heh
so yea relays... 4 man team... wow.. lol
ESPECIALLY when they are co-ed

see gold batons are the best!!!

then you run a marathon.. heh.... do it again and again and again... and you should be satisfied w/ urself


i figured i'd give this speech sooner or later.. just did it 2day!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS


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